Here’s an early Christmas present. Actually, if the world ends tomorrow then this might be the last thing you ever read. Or have read to you. Look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls. Apparently in this book, the clueless idiot heroine says ‘Oh my’ every time her S&M-lite dom boyfriend/boss does anything remotely sexual. So I guess this was a no-brainer.

Here’s everyone’s favorite Japanese-American geek icon reading from the one of the worst published novels ever written.

(and yes, I know it’s one of the worst- I read part of it! At least it’s good for amusing bookstore cashiers during slow periods.)